My name is Heather. I have a strange of sense humor and by humor I mean dick jokes and derogatory terms about your mother.

there was once this rumor about my 6th grade teacher that she quit and married mr moseby. but really she just hit one of her students.

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19 hours ago

I’VE REBLOGGED THIS 3 TIMES TODAY

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4 weeks ago

scoutprouvaire:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

will reblog until this becomes an actual show

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1 month ago

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

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1 month ago
lokid-merlins-67-tardis-at-221b:

the-secret-stache:

I reblog this everytime it is on my dash

I love how the kid just loses it when the guy disconnects.

lokid-merlins-67-tardis-at-221b:

the-secret-stache:

I reblog this everytime it is on my dash

I love how the kid just loses it when the guy disconnects.

(Source: 4gifs, via twerkforthelord)

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1 month ago

somepretty-things:

cuntchita:

Jesus has spoken

the prettiest Jesus I’ve ever seen

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1 month ago
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