My name is Heather. I have a strange of sense humor and by humor I mean dick jokes and derogatory terms about your mother.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

(via likeigiveabother)

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3 weeks ago

lame-virgin:

yall gettin mad over that guy fucking a hot pocket but lets get real what girl wouldnt fuck a fresh olive garden breadstick

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1 month ago

there was once this rumor about my 6th grade teacher that she quit and married mr moseby. but really she just hit one of her students.

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1 month ago

I’VE REBLOGGED THIS 3 TIMES TODAY

(via acklesandhissnackles)

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2 months ago

scoutprouvaire:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

image

my hand slipped

will reblog until this becomes an actual show

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

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2 months ago

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

(Source: yadoking-moved, via intensional)

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2 months ago
lokid-merlins-67-tardis-at-221b:

the-secret-stache:

I reblog this everytime it is on my dash

I love how the kid just loses it when the guy disconnects.

lokid-merlins-67-tardis-at-221b:

the-secret-stache:

I reblog this everytime it is on my dash

I love how the kid just loses it when the guy disconnects.

(Source: 4gifs, via twerkforthelord)

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2 months ago
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