My name is Heather. I have a strange of sense humor and by humor I mean dick jokes and derogatory terms about your mother.

motheryeezy:

I found this booklet in my mom’s office and it’s one of the greatest things that’s ever came into my life.

(via unsolicited-dramaqueen)

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4 days ago

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

(via sweetfucktory)

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4 days ago

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

(via likeigiveabother)

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1 month ago

lame-virgin:

yall gettin mad over that guy fucking a hot pocket but lets get real what girl wouldnt fuck a fresh olive garden breadstick

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1 month ago

there was once this rumor about my 6th grade teacher that she quit and married mr moseby. but really she just hit one of her students.

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1 month ago

I’VE REBLOGGED THIS 3 TIMES TODAY

(via acklesandhissnackles)

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2 months ago
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